March 2012
I think I’m just going to start randomly calling people on skype
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February 2012
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Be careful what you think, for your thoughts become your words.
Be careful what...
– Shanetia Rawls (via misterdelfuego)
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NIPPLES!!!
I would have to say that one of my most awkward moment’s during a sexual encounter was when an ex of mine decided she was going to suck on my nipples. It did nothing for me, honestly it was just odd.
Ladies: Have you ever had a guy tell you that sucking on his nipples is a turn on?
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Newt defends Obama on 'snob' slam →
thegoddamazon:
dank-potion:
Newt Gingrich on Tuesday defended President Barack Obama’s call for young Americans to get education beyond high school, which had prompted Rick Santorum to label the president “a snob.”
Gingrich said he had no problem with the president’s sentiment, which he called “entirely reasonable.”
“The total quote you just read straight to me seems entirely...
The proper response to former Senator Rick Santorum calling Barack Obama “a...
– When Rick Santorum Was a Snob: The Rude Pundit (via silas216)
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First of all, you don't slap a man
hervacationh0me:
Even when slapping was fashionable, when they did it in Paris a guy would come up
*SLAP “I challenge you to a duel!”
They would have a gunfight after that. Somebody had to go.
- Charlie Murphy
Currently Hanging Out On My Dashboard Circa...
Some of those old things you posted may come back to haunt you XD
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PROTIP: Ever wanted to jump to a specific...
missing-e:
It’s actually quite possible, thanks to Missing e and Tumblr power user, TJ!
So, here’s how it works:
TJ maintains a Tumblr account called soundofthebeep which posts the date and time (in the Eastern Time Zone) every 15 minutes. He also has set up soundofthebeeputc which posts the date and time in Coordinated Universal Time (for example, Eastern Standard Time is UTC - 5 hours, or...
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Worried Tumblr User: "I saw the words 'virus' and...
missing-e:
Missing e is not a virus. It cannot give your computer a virus.
Here’s why:
Browser extensions are small bits of mostly JavaScript code that run solely within your browser, usually limited to specific websites.
These extensions have similar execution privileges that normal scripts on websites have. They are given slightly more access by the browser, itself, to accomplish certain...
Anonymous asked: why you never smile?
jessyjane asked: What is your type?
brklynbreed: the renaissance woman… she has a sense of humor that i enjoy, a mind i admire, a body i lust for and a heart i live for.
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Excited about the republican primary races...
MSNBC on lock.
A baby will NOT make a nigga stay, y'all females...
Temptation
poetspenandartistseyes:
Reaching for the apple, Up there in the tree, A bite of which will surly, Be the death of me,
The serpent in my ear, Whispering temptation, “Do it, do it,” he says, “It’s an amazing sensation”
Her forbidden fruit, There in front of me, And laying right there with her, The fate of humanity,
To fall from grace, And innocence, For the sake, Of just one kiss,
Doom for all...
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Apple iPad Event set for March 7th →
Apple has sent out press invitations for their iPad 3 unveiling, set of March 7 at 10am PT. The invitation reads:
We have something you really have to see. And touch.
The image shows a finger lingering over the iPad dock, and as with the iPhone 4S invitation, the icons are cleverly used to provide information: San Francisco on Maps, March 7 on Calendar, and Keynote. (They couldn’t include the...
Tumblr is busy changing icons and shit
Meanwhile I keep getting error messages in the ask box.
Good job Tumblr.
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mkzsupreme:
So Tumblr just decides to go and change up on me without even giving me a warning, or anything.